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What have we done!?

Not exactly an agonizing cry of remorse, more of an excited rhetorical question. Because we know exactly what we’ve done, and you can too by clicking that lil’ button right there.

I wanna know, can you show me?

And also!

Why did we decide “Happy Holidays” was going to start this newsletter?

More rhetorical questions, but don’t worry *|FNAME|* some of those answers await.

Who clicks on links in emails anymore?

again with the rhetoricals…

We can’t blame you for being cautious, or even assume, for that matter, that you’d click on anything we send you… especially after all those dad jokes the other month.

So, for your ease of access, here is the most recent project we are able to talk about!

dcw production recently got to work with world renowned Dutch/American biologist and primatologist Dr. Frans B. M. de Waal. We recorded a lecture on his work with the behavior and social intelligence of primates. It was a closed lecture and therefore is not publicly available for viewing, but it was a blast for everyone involved and we were honored to be a part of it.

Don’t forget our finders fee!

Any contract you bring to us that results in a hired gig will put money in your pocket!

Earn up to $400 just for being the person who connects us to a new job. But make sure that who ever you refer puts your name (*|FNAME|* *|LNAME|*) in our “Contact Us” form. And that’s it! Really! Then if that connection leads to a hired gig, you could be entitled to compensation up to and including $400!

Ok, you made it this far, now the good stuff.

…well I mean, it’s all “good,” but anyways. Here is what I want to share with all of my more loyal readers. A special scoop for anyone who makes it this far…

If you use a mac in any capacity and long for some of the productivity tools that windows users have baked in… look no further. Alfred is an all in one productivity beast that will make any analytically minded person squeal with joy (speaking from experience). Google “Alfred mac app” or click the link below to learn more.

Learn More

And I’m not leaving my windows people hanging!

If you are reading this on a windows device and you haven’t enabled “clipboard history” yet… prepare to be… potentially amazed…

No links, no gimmicks, no third parties… just right now press Windows Key + V.

Once you enable that feature via that little box which should have popped up, you can now scroll through a list of previous things you copy and past them wherever you see fit! Now whenever you would have pressed Ctrl + V you can use the windows key and have a whole bunch of saved options. You’re Welcome.

That feels like enough for one newsletter

Catch you next time… unless you unsubscribed, in which case

If I was on a PC those emoji hands would have been so much easier to enter because Windows Key + period brings up a menu of emojis that can be entered into any text field.

BOOM! Bonus Tip!

Oh yeah, the “Happy Holidays” thing… so, we started writing this newsletter in July and we thought “Christmas in July” was a funny opening for an email, but then we got super busy with tons of projects… then September happened and to be honest, we think it’s even funnier now.

now are you convinced?

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